‘Do Not Feed the Monkeys’: Watch But Never Touch the Subjects of This Voyeur Simulator

Time to invade people’s privacy – if you want to survive that is – by spying on everyone. No one shall be safe from hidden cameras, mail-that-does-not-belong-to-you reading and other kinds of… wait, before I forget: Do Not Feed the Monkeys. Ever. In any way.

That means no calling, emailing, sending them items, or any other kind of contact. Nothing. They must not know they’re being monitored, or you know what will get very real. And you will not like that. Doesn’t matter what sinister secret you may stumble upon or who you may be able to help by interfering with their lives. Don’t do it.

At least that’s what I want to say because it’s what the game will tell players. But we both know it’ll only be a matter of time before that one simple rule is broken. What will happen then? And perhaps more importantly, what are you going to do with all that knowledge you’ve uncovered? Help those in need or make things even worse for them? Could always just sit idly by and watch the world burn. Also an option.

But before you can join The Primate Observation Club, promise to at least try and… Do Not Feed the Monkeys!

Do Not Feed the Monkeys is available on Steam, carrying an $11.99 price tag.

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