Everyone needs to get away from it all once in a while. To kick back at some remote beach on a distant planet, like, say, Utopia 9. It’s been terraformed to perfection, promising the “ultimate holiday in a relaxing atmosphere with guaranteed sunshine all year all day”. Well, except that nothing is as it should be, the entire place filled with mutated freaks eager to kill, kill and kill. Not cool.
But you know what they say: he who adapts lives to fight another… what, that’s not a thing? Right. Anyway, you don’t really have much of a choice here. Vacation plans are ruined, so might as well set your sights on mowing down a few hundred mutants instead. Someone has to pay for messing everything up after all, and since the travel agency isn’t exactly in communication range, some twin-stick shootin’ will have to do. For now…
Are you in need of a vacation to remember and would you like to kick back and enjoy yourself? Then Utopian Travels would like to welcome you to the best vacation resort the galaxy has to offer, Utopia 9!
You’d do well to tread carefully though, as whoever manages to get the better of ya, for whatever reason, gets promoted. Instantly. Oh and he/she/it also steals your loot. On top of that, dead people don’t really get to sue travel agencies, so do try to avoid the whole dying bit, eh? Kicking ass and taking names is far more enjoyable anyway. Just saying.